Ten easy steps for celebrating the start of your thirty-second year.
Step 1. Tell everyone you’re 29.
Step 2. Wear something mildly inappropriate for your age, like red pants and cropped blazer.
Step 3. Do a grown-up activity, like go to an art show.
Step 4. Drink too much wine.
Step 5. Sleep in and snuggle with a tiny baby and two dogs.
Step 6. Pluck three grey hairs from head.
Step 7. Do a grown-up task, like design Christmas cards and gifts for family.
Step 8. Repeat step 4.
Step 9. Count the laugh lines around your eyes.
Step 10. Eat a grown-up lunch, like champagne and oysters.
And that’s how you turn thirty-two …. so I hear. I’m only 29.